Squooberts E Patooberts

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mobonmain
these are so funny i think ketchup one the only other one it could be if the yaoi one but i think that happened in the Reigen spinoff with one of tome's friends also i thought dimple was going to be called marshmallow chan edit: i forgor mogami was also trapped in a jar he was pudding chan lmao
cherryflavored
radiofreederry

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lordnot

Yes, such a claim makes him look like a small-minded piece of shit. To us. But we still shouldn't help Musk create revisionist history.

Musk bought Twitter because he fucked around and found out. He wanted to fuck with Twitter's stock price by feigning interest in buying it. Since that's illegal, he was then cornered into actually buying it for an insanely inflated price.

He's a transphobe. He's a bad father. But he's also a fucking idiot.

gamer-crow

This. Please remember that he committed blatant market manipulation by not disclosing that he owned shares of Twitter when he was fucking with the stock market. The SEC was watching him very closely already, and so when the cost became more than what the entire company was worth, he had no choice. Remember when he had his gaggle of lawyers try to get him out of it by saying Twitter didn't disclose all of the information? That wasn't Twitter, it was him trying desperately to get out of a purchase he didn't want in the first place.

effin loser